Typical conversations at work

Lyn: Hey Joanna, I just started editing an old book I wrote on Biofeedback and would appreciate it if you could give me your thoughts and opinions when I finish making the edits.
Me (obviously not completely awake yet): Sorry, what did you say?
Lyn: Just read my damn book.
Me: Oh okay, why didn't you just say that?
Lyn: I'm sorry that I was flowering it up for you.
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Me: I need to master the art of burrito-folding. Maybe I put too much stuff in the tortilla.
Lyn: Well that's not surprising news, is it? You always have too much when it comes to food. You're a bottomless pit!
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Me: Tim, do you want to treat me today? We only have one patient all day.
Tim: I don't know if 'want' is the right word to use.
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Me: Hey Tim, do you think I need to wear a wrist wrap? My forearms and wrists are always hurting.
Tim: I think you should wear a helmet, elbow pads, knee pads, get full-body protection ..
Me: Maybe I need to bubble-wrap myself before I do anything.